a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
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apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
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No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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