I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
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He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
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STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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