Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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