Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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