Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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