if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
You took a bar mat shot.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
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