i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Drunk is not a location!
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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