Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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