Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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