is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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