scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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