id be glad to
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
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