Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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