my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
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