I'm lost and stupid without you.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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