Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
Randomize