she woke up with a sticky ear
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I touched a dick in church today
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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