dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I lost the right to judge tonight
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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