Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
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Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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