just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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