i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Randomize
