How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
True but thats because hes a fetus.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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