i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
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Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
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I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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