I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
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please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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