If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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