i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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