I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
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If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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