Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
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I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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