Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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