yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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