talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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