Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
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