Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
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dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
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What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
FUCK WHALES
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
You did what with his pubic hair?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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