He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
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Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
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Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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