She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Randomize
