Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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