Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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