She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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