Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
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Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
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I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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