i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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