Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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