No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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