seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
try lime green
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
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Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
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alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.