I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
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I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
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So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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