They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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