but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
they call him Oral-B. enough said
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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