i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
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i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
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my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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