Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
