No, you can still breathe under the balls.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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