All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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