Please, let me fuck your mom
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
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Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
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I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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